Trying out this hat in Central Park
With the loves of my life! @liingy @elemtee @jgfowlow
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
on a reblogging/tumbr spree, this is too amazing to skip over
OMG!! This is AMAZING!!
Deliriously tired and waiting to board my 6AM flight to Denver then to NYC. So many penis shaped items in my bag, glad all I got was a little laugh from TSA man in charge of the X-ray (bachelorette party supplies). Anyways, I’m going to start lining up in the crazy Starbucks line.